ideal hogwarts students:
- aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
- gender confused ravenclaw leafing through glossarys…
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise
Reading bingo 2014! It’s back!
So I’ve always thought I belonged in both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, and I found out that many other people thought they might have dual Hogwarts citizenship! So for those cunning daydreamers, brave hard-workers and more, this is for you! What house would you be in?
Photoshop edits by me (Regan / Freshcleanfit), Original Images © Pottermore
If you’ve been forced to witness your favourite female character get trash-talked by dimwitted misogynistic asswipes clap your hands
A Study in Character Cinematography [x]
-Stiles Stilinski, Anchor
In the book it says that the people living around the Lonely Mountain referred to Smaug “with a curse and an ominous nod in the direction of the Mountain” and I just pictured Bard nodding solemnly towards the Mountain and whispering “motherfucker”